Saturday, May 05, 2007

Short and funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
~~~~~Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~My ex wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~Frustration is trying to find your glasses...without your glasses.
~~~~~Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that by the time you're old enough to know your way around , you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"~~~~~ No question is stupid...until it is asked."