Sunday, April 22, 2007

Important Question

Question: How many members of the Bush Administration
are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either
for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5.. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
actually managed to change the light bulb.

2 comments:

Kvatch said...

1. Scott McClellan
2. Dick Cheney
3. John Ashcroft
4. The Great Confabulator himself
5. General John Abizaid
6. Andrew Card
7. Christine Todd Whitman
8. Scotter Libby
9. Ari Fleischer
10. Tony Snow

sumo said...

That was good!