Important Question

Question: How many members of the Bush Administration
are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either
for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5.. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
actually managed to change the light bulb.