Start your week off with a smile

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Florida, andbragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housecleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a coupledays but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were allwashed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that hehad given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,the dishes weredone, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Louisiana girl. He boasted that he toldher that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the firstday he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but bythe third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out ofhis left eye.....