The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.