Laugh and the world laughs with you
-snore and you sleep alone
Six munfs ago I cudn’t even spel executiv .now I am butter.
Bruce lee is not dead
-he’s just kicking around somewhere
Is there any intelligent life on earth ?
yes but I’m only visiting
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
This is where napolean tore his boneapart
Einstein rules relatively ok
Queen elizabeth rules uk
pessimists rule -not ok!
absolute zero rules 0’k
break rules ok?
*enough is enough…….ok!
Drive carefully ....don’t kill a child
-wait for teacher
Do you have trouble making up your mind?
-well, yes and no.
*LOST! One science teacher after last Thursday’s experiment
The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain by experience. The only way to gain experience …is to make a mistake.
Father of ten shot dead………mistaken for a rabbit
Old accountants never die ,they just lose their balance
A man’s best friend is his dogma.
If we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education
Evil spelt backwards is live
Was oscar wilde?
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Happiness can’t buy money
He who finds fault in his friend’s has faulty friends
Smile -things may get worse more slowly
Death is hereditary
Constipation is the thief of time
Diarrhoea waits for no man
Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it
The road to success is usually under construction